Best Facebook Status in English

Best Facebook Status in English

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When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

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 Born to express not to impress B|

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It’s cute when your crush’s crush is you.

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You can never buy love… but still you have to pay for it.

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 I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode

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 Not always ‘Available’ try your luck!

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 My ‘last seen at’ was just to check your ‘last seen at’

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 Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :p

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 When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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 I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

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11. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too 

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 Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows!

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 I may not be perfect, but I’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back!

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You either live in love or die, there is no way in between!

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I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me 

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The space between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine…

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 My one hand is enough to fight against the world… If you hold the other one.

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 Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

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There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

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Sometimes you succeed… and other times you learn.

 

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I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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 When inspiration doesn’t come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

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How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone 

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

 

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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Parachute for Sale! used once, never opened…

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 The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

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 Never test how deep the water is with both feet 

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 If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

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 Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor 😉

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 Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not 

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His story is history, my story is mystery.

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 Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off!

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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 I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.

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If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

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 Silent people have the loudest minds.

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The road to success is always under construction.

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 I will win, not immediately but definitely.

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 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

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 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The longer the title the less important the job.

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44. The longer the title the less important the job.

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 Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

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 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

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 The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

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 I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right 

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 People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.

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 Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.

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 Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

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 What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

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 People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…

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Dear Teacher,

I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help.

Sincerely, Student!

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 I am who i am, you approval is not needed.

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 I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

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 Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.

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 My attitude is based on how you treat me.

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Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

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I am multi talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

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I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.

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 Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

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I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.

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 If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

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 I was reminded that my blood type is be Positive.

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 When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and half.

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 I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

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 Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

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 I wish my parents were like Google. They should understand me even before I complete.

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 People say me bad. But trust me I am the worst!

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I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

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‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever. Live as if tomorrow is last one…

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82. I don’t care what people think or say about me!

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 I am learn from my mistakes! without mistakes we can’t learn.

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 There are two type of people winner and Losser, winner always working hard, losser always try to shortcut for win.

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 Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other!

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86. Every people is a intelligent, when he work hard!

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 If people are trying to bring you ‘down’ It only means that you are ‘above them’.

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88. I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

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 Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status every hours.

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90. Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

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 People are like ‘Music’ some say the ‘Truth’ and rest, just noise…

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I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…

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There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will…

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Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

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 When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!

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Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

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Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful…

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Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine…

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 My attitude based on how you treat me.

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 Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy…

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